Scott_Adams             The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.
Russell_Baker           People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure.
Robert_Heinlein         Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwards.
Paula_Poundstone        I don't have a bank account, because I don't know my mother's maiden name.
Robert_Morley           Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself upon the public.
Nikita_Khrushchev       Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.
Benjamin_Franklin       Never confuse motion with action.
Cyril_Connolly          Always be nice to those younger than you, because they are the ones who will be writing about you.
Paul_Fussell            I find nothing more depressing than optimism.
Dan_Quayle              One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, and that one word is 'to be prepared'.
Kurt_Vonnegut           Any reviewer who expresses rage and loathing for a novel is preposterous. He or she is like a person who has put on full armor and attacked a hot fudge sundae.
Caskie_Stinnett         A diplomat...is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.